Angel of the Mourning
The
downbeat romance Angel Eyes is going to be a tough sell.
Chances
are you don't know a whole lot about Angel Eyes, other than the
fact that it's the brand new Jennifer Lopez movie. Maybe you also know that it
costars Jim Caviezel (periodically known as James; he
doesn‚t seem to have fully decided yet). It's been
described in some articles as a supernatural romance, and Caviezel
himself has said that he can't tell what the movie's about without giving too
much away. Clearly, Warner Bros. wants an air of mystery to surround the
proceedings, and that may be because director Luis Mandoki,
creator of such forgettable weepies as Message in
a Bottle and When a Man Loves a Woman, is obviously trying to ape
the stylings of M. Night Shyamalan
in this one, with his slow pacing, near-supernatural stillness, drab locations
and monochromatic cinematography. Make people suspect that there's a big
surprise coming, and it only adds to the illusion.
Unfortunately, not only does
nothing surprising happen...next to nothing happens at
all! Maybe that's the surprise, and if so, please
accept my apologies for being a spoiler. The film opens with police
officer Sharon Pogue (Lopez, not exactly looking like a Pogue) rescuing an
unseen victim of a car crash. The sequence is carefully structured so that we
never see the victim's face -- could that be the big surprise? If so, it's a
flop, since there's really only one character it could possibly be, and you've
almost certainly guessed who already.
Night moves aside, however, Angel
Eyes is a unique and striking film for at least the first two-thirds of its
running time, after which it turns, all too sadly, predictable and mundane. It
has to have been a hard sell for the studio: A downbeat tale of romance between
a violent, insomniac female cop and a mysterious potential lunatic hardly
sounds like Saturday-night date material. Lopez's presence will of course
guarantee a big opening weekend regardless (if she can make The Wedding
Planner a hit, and convince folks all over the world that she's a pop star,
this ought to be no sweat).
Now to rejoin the story, or
absence of same, in progress: Officer Sharon Pogue, the implausibly glamorous
sole female member of her squad, is having trouble sleeping and controlling her
temper, both of which stem from the childhood trauma of calling the police on
her spouse-abusing father (Victor Argo), something her family has never
forgiven her for. Mysterious good Samaritan Catch (Caviezel, decked out like Nicolas Cage in City of
Being innocent and childlike,
Catch is prone to saying cute things like "Kids wave at firemen. People
should wave at cops." He's also kind to the spooky, wide-eyed kid who
lives in his building, as well as to the stray dog named Bob that he makes his
own ("You call your dog Bob?" "That's his name"). As his
moniker implies, however, there is indeed a ...catch. The man won't give his
full name, say what he does for a living or talk about his past. His apartment
is virtually empty, save for drawers full of Power Ranger toys. And he has a
strange fixation of leaving doors open. Still, he's enough of a wide-eyed spirit guide that being around him helps
And then he's revealed to be an
angel...no, wait...he's actually a supervillain who
caused the car crash we saw in the beginning! They call him Mr. Glass -- psych!
None of those things happen, because, as already noted, nothing really happens.
Catch occasionally does some really odd things, like walking up to the stage
during a jazz concert and busting out a rendition of "Nature Boy" on
the trumpet, but his motivations are ultimately mundane.
Lest this sound like too much of
a pan, however, it must be said that Caviezel is
fantastic in this role, and does it better than just about anyone else could
have. It may simply be a feature-length expansion of his shy, homeless bum in Pay
It Forward, but it's becoming clear that no one can pull timidity off quite
the way he can. And when
Terrence Howard (The Best Man)
is also particularly good as