Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Directed by Amy Heckerling after David
Lynch (!) turned it down, this adaptation of Cameron Crowe's novel is famously
a ground zero for subsequently successful careers, starring then little-knowns Sean Penn, Phoebe Cates, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Judge
Reinhold, Vincent Schiavelli, Forest Whitaker and
Eric Stoltz. Blink and you'll miss rare early
onscreen appearances by Scent of a Woman director Martin Brest, Anthony
Edwards and an as-yet un-Caged Nicolas Coppola. Sadly, costars Brian Backer and
Robert Romanus never attained the same heights, but
the already-established Ray Walston will go down in
history as the most lovable hardass history teacher
ever committed to film. Perfectly capturing the zeitgeist of American high
school life in the '80s, complete with a Rubik's cube reference, the funny and
occasionally harsh Fast Times, with all due apologies to John Hughes and
Mickey Rooney, may be the greatest teen movie ever made (even though Cates was
the only real teen). It took two individual and disparate films by Crowe and Heckerling -- Singles and Clueless,
respectively -- to sum up the '90s so succinctly, and both directors have since
fallen way short: Heckerling's Loser was truly
clueless, and Crowe's Almost Famous wallowed in the nostalgia he was
once sharp enough to avoid. See this and remember their greatness.