Unreal
Genius
The computer-generated Jimmy Neutron
should be a blast for kids.
If you can get past the fact that the central
characters of Nickelodeon's computer-animated feature Jimmy Neutron: Boy
Genius -- the precocious, Chris Isaak-coiffed hero of the title (voiced
by Debi Derryberry), his square suburban parents (Mark DeCarlo and Megan
Cavanagh) and token, demographic-spanning friends -- look like the kind of
generic, Mexican-made bootleg action figures you can buy at the 99-cent store,
and feature the same degree of facial expressiveness and range of movement,
there's a lot left to like about the film. Surprisingly, it isn't simply a case
of cheap animation. There are plenty of scenes in the film that are laden with
spectacle and visual inventiveness. One can only conclude that director John A.
Davis and the animation folks at DNA Productions, responsible for the 1999
Christmas special Olive, the Other Reindeer, actually chose to
make their leads look like bad claymation. Or maybe they
just ran out of time after extensively detailing the alien planet, underground
base and amusement park that serve as the settings for much of the action.
Like
countless cinematic inventors before him, from absent-minded Fred MacMurray to
Pee-wee Herman, Jimmy Neutron lives in a pleasant 'burb (known as Retroville),
where he has devised numerous high-tech devices to perform such banal functions
as shoelace-tying and tooth-brushing. (Jimmy's most unusual addition to the
invention canon is a bubble gum that transforms into an
bouncy mode of transportation -- until it pops, that is.) At the start of the
film, he's flying a homemade rocket ship to the edge of the atmosphere, where
he'll launch a satellite made out of a toaster into deep space. Jimmy fails to
heed the admonition of his parents that sending a satellite with a message of
peace into the universe is nothing more than a violation of their long-standing
admonition not to talk to strangers.
As it
turns out, the elders are absolutely correct: The satellite is received by the
demented alien King Goobot (Patrick Stewart, out-Shatnering his Star Trek
predecessor) and sidekick Ooblar (Martin Short), who look like bronzed
vending-machine plastic eggs filled with slime. On a night when Jimmy and the
other neighborhood kids have secretly sneaked out to the opening of a new
amusement park, Goobot leads his armada of chicken-shaped warships to
Retroville, where he kidnaps all the adults to use as food for the giant mutant
bird his race worships. Jimmy and friends are overjoyed the following morning
to find their parents gone, but without adults around, everyone's soon
complaining of tummy aches and skinned knees. In gloriously improbable fashion,
it's up to Jimmy to build a space armada to the alien planet and save the day.
From
there (hell, even before there) the movie's essentially a series of
high-speed, dizzying rocket chases that should keep the young'uns perfectly
quiet, unless they're easily susceptible to motion sickness, in which case
don't order the large popcorn. The soundtrack's laden with de rigueur pop songs
-- mostly from the likes of Britney Spears and 'N Sync, with one incredibly
incongruous number from the Ramones thrown in -- but unlike in Shrek,
they're kept in the background and don't obnoxiously overpower the scenes they
score. Pop-cultural references also are kept subtle and minimal: Goobot's world
is basically Star Wars' Coruscant with a touch of 5,000 Fingers of
Dr. T, the token black girl mans a starship communications station with an
earpiece patterned on Lieutenant Uhura's, and the ghost story told around a
campfire is The Blair Witch Project. Even most of the film's throwaway
gags are inventive: Jimmy's parents read from a self-help book titled Unwrapping
Your Gifted Child.
The
film's highlight is the amusement-park sequence, especially the park itself,
which is eventually torn apart and rebuilt into Jimmy's space fleet. (It looks
like something Tim Burton would put in a film if live-action costs weren't
prohibitive; imagine the run-down zoo from Batman Returns or the
opening-credit sequence of Ed Wood as fully functioning neon
tourist-trap.) As space ships, the rides -- which include Octo-Puke, Bat Outta
Heck, Show Me the Mummy and the giant detached-retina-shaped cable car Eye in
the Sky -- still move like rides, which is hell for the kids forced to fly
through the galaxy on the ever-faster-spinning super swings.
It's a
shame this film isn't made entirely to stand alone, but is instead the launch
of a juggernaut that will include a TV show, Web 'toons and endless
merchandise. Even the advertising for the movie includes a series of giant
banners that look like toy ads, while the trailer has been running in theaters
in front of just about every kids' movie since March (thankfully, very little
of the irritating material it shows actually made the final cut of the film).
As a kids' movie, it's a zippy diversion. But if you're taking the little ones,
clutch that wallet extra tight.