Heavenly Creatures
The
all-star ensemble of Kingdom Come overcome most
of the bumps in their path.
You
may not know the name Anthony Anderson yet, but you will. Having had
significant roles in four major films last year (Big Momma's House, Me
Myself and Irene, Romeo Must Die and Urban Legends: Final Cut),
he's trying to top himself this year with appearances in five. Already
he's been a cowardly henchman in Exit Wounds, a film whose end credits
ran side by side with an image of him and Tom Arnold endlessly riffing on
masturbation and sex with fat women. He's embarrassed himself for a paycheck by
appearing in See Spot Run. And now, in the fourth month of the year, we
already have the third Anthony Anderson movie of 2001, Kingdom Come.
Unlike in most of the other films he's been in, the portly comic actor isn't
the highlight of the movie this time around. But that's not a bad thing:
Kingdom Come features
Anderson plays Junior, one of
two sons of the recently deceased Bud Slocumb, who kicks the bucket during the
opening credits while his wife, Raynelle (Whoopi Goldberg), reads a letter from
her sanctimonious Jesus-praising sister Marguerite (Boston Public's
Loretta Devine) castigating Bud for lapsing in his church attendance. Raynelle
seems particularly unperturbed by her husband's passing, describing him as
"mean and surly" to the point of insisting that those three words be
inscribed upon his tombstone. For the rest of the family, however, who assemble
for the funeral, the time has come to bring all their issues to the surface,
and emotional turmoil (some comedic, some tragic and some a mixture of both)
proceeds to erupt.
There's Junior's brother Ray Bud
(LL Cool J), the "former" alcoholic who's only been faking his
recovery, married to Lucille (Vivica A. Fox), who wants to have children but
keeps miscarrying. There's the zealous Christian Marguerite, who addresses her
son Royce (Darius McCrary) as "Demon" and "Satan,"
seemingly just because he smokes and likes to sleep late. There's Raynelle's
third child, a fat face-stuffer named Delightful (the one-moniker newcomer
Masasa) who never speaks, perhaps because talking with one's mouth full isn't
polite. And of course there's Junior, trapped in an Al Bundy-like existence
with a screeching harpy of a wife (Jada Pinkett-Smith) and three uncontrollable
children, wanting for cash following the dramatic failure of his small business
-- a parking-lot cleaning service.
All the action takes place in a
small Southern town where the local church has sermons with titles like
"You think it's hot now?" and no races other than blacks live (a
refreshing reversal perhaps, but not entirely believable). Presiding over the
funeral is the Reverend Hooker (Cedric the Entertainer), a character who stands
out as the film's most significant misstep. It's bad enough that he has such a
goofy name (He's religious! But his name vaguely reminds us of fornication! How
comical!), but the addition of an Elmer Fudd speech impediment and a bad case
of bowel trouble at a crucial moment make his presence frequently insufferable
and excessively silly. Not to mention the fact that he seems like a low-rent
knock-off of Rowan Atkinson in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
And Whoopi Goldberg, maternal as
she may be, is simply too young to be the family matriarch. The makeup people
couldn't even be bothered trying to make her look any older, apparently -- less pancake and a little gray hair wouldn't have hurt. LL
Cool J is only 13 years younger than Goldberg, and looks it. Whoopi could
conceivably have spawned
With the exception of Cedric,
who may simply be the victim of an ill-conceived character on the part of
screenwriters David Dean Bottrell and Jessie Jones (who adapted from their own
play Dearly Departed), the ensemble works very well together. Even Toni
Braxton, making her acting debut under a Farrah Fawcett blond wig, fits into
the picture smoothly. Scene-stealing credit should also be given to longtime
character actor Richard Gant as Ray Bud's ineptly lecherous employer who is
never seen without a partial six-pack of MGD hanging from his fingers. All in
all, it's the sort of ensemble work Ron Howard used to specialize in, though
even he hasn't really delivered since The Paper. By holding his own with
such big guns, and delivering an outstanding freakout scene during the standard
noisy-kids-in-the-back-of-the-car setup,