Lansdown

Mom always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. So, um, Lansdown has a pretty good score by Atli Orvarsson... Nope, nothing else nice to say. But since you may want to know what the story of the movie is, it's the tale of a wound-up lawyer (Paul Shields) who discovers his wife is cheating on him with a peculiarly effeminate construction worker, and hires a criminal acquaintance with a hideous fake French accent (D.W. Warren, who won an award for this performance at Method Fest, thereby destroying the credibility of the judges). The problem is said fake Frenchy doesn't want to kill, so he calls a friend with a hideously fake Jamaican accent (Patrick Louis), who, for no apparent reason, needs two incompetent Italian doofs to come along for comic relief (theoretically at least, since none of their high jinks are funny). When they end up killing the wrong man, lawyer-boy's in a pickle. If only we cared about him. Or anyone else onscreen.