Spy Kids:
Special Edition
If you haven't
yet seen Robert Rodriguez's whip-smart, live-action cartoon, you now have one
more chance to catch it on the big screen. The tale of two preteens, Carmen (Alexa Vega) and Juni (Daryl Sabara), who become secret agents when their parents (Carla
Gugino and Antonio Banderas)
are kidnapped by a deranged kid's TV show host (Alan Cumming, simultaneously
channeling Willy Wonka, Hans Conried
and Pee-wee Herman) is at once the funniest film of the year so far and one of
the best kids' movies of the last decade, inhabiting as it does a
no-holds-barred children's storybook world in which anything can happen and
children are proactive heroes rather than tearful moppets. It seems, however,
that it wasn't enough for Rodriguez, who has gone back and added a new sequence
he was previously unable to afford the effects for, expanding upon a brief
throwaway gag involving Juni's underwater bladder
control. In the longer scene, we get to see a distinctive yellow stream that
awakens a cavern of blatantly computer-generated sharks. It's unnecessarily
gross, expository and fake, and the movie was better without it, though it
doesn't really mar the final product too badly. One only wishes that more
directors, especially auteurs with final cut like
Rodriguez, would leave well enough alone once their films are in theaters. With
luck, this "special" sequence will be optional on the DVD;
Rodriguez's original plan was to reconceive the cut
scene for the sequel, which would have been a better idea.