So, yesterday I was hangin' with my web guy, and in addition to making an extremely homoerotic short film during superbowl halftime, we logged onto this site and checked the stats.
The good news is I have a lot more readers than I thought.
The surprising news is that a majority seem to bookmark the message board page rather than any other (a surprise given how few people actually post there). Also, more people come here from Cathy Seipp's site than any other on my links page.
Now for the amusing news. Many readers come here using search engines. Wanna know what they were actually searching for?
1. kathleen robertson (not too surprising, that)
2. www.lytrules.com/weblog (why would someone search for this without knowing where it was?)
3. ex girlfriend (?)
4. god hates (yes he does, if you believe his major spokespeople)
5. govindini murty (congrats to the searchers that spelled her name correctly)
6. lollipop girls in hard candy (this always comes up. I swear, I get more hits just for having reviewed this film...)
7. lytrules woods (no surprise)
8. norman reedus (also no surprise)
9. snoop dog rape (Weird...I haven't written about that, but I suppose each word appears somewhere)
10. wwe theme music
11. 3-d porn (those lollipop girls again)
12. 7up gold (I miss that soda)
13. al qaeda action figure (yep, I posted on that topic once)
14. batista entrance theme (wwe reference)
15. female serial killers (Countess Bathory?)
16. how many wives did ray charles have (someone doesn't know how to narrow down search parameters)
17. the lollipop girls in hard candy (see what I mean?)
18. braided pubic hair (this had me confused for a while. But as far as this site goes, it refers to a scene in SCARY MOVIE)
19. buff carrot top ( a fetish, maybe?)
20. chris jericho on mtv2 (this I get)
21. chris mcgurk (who? sounds familiar)
22. erik instinski (Matt King's cousin in the marines)
23. grizzly bear sounds (???)
24. kane wwe music (doesn't anyone else write about wwe music?)
25. lollipop girls (notice a trend?)
26. lord of the rings crossbow uruk-hai -toy (minus toy? Can't imagine how else I'd have mentioned it)
27. lyt (yeah, baby!)
28. mad cowgirl sarah lassez (double yeah!)
29. tattoo and the beliefs (?)
30. thank you cutting board (yes, thank you cutting board)
LYTrules.com, your all 3-D porn and WWE theme tunes website, all the time!
