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It recently came to my attention that I’m on another DVD. The 3-D porn BLONDE EMMANUELLE (made about the same time as M-3D, the 3-D porno that features my commentary on its disc) features, as an extra, a short documentary on star Bill Margold. Between interviews with Bill, English madman Douglas Dunning and I go [...]

Many congrats to LYTrules webmaster #2, Brian, whose wife just gave birth to their second child, a girl named Brianna Tatevik Phoenix Gaughan.

Now Brian needs a bigger house. But he knows that.

I’ve been trying to live the high life lately. Probably not succeeding, but what the hell.

Saturday night I attended a birthday party for Todd Williams, a friend I made at the WrestleMania party. Because of the celebration at hand, I got on the list for a Hollywood club called Iver. This is not the sort [...]

Headline joke that maybe one person will actually get, but anyway.

When last we left our hero (me), it was around 2 a.m. in Las Vegas, on the strip.

Changes since last I was here: Many of the slot machines no longer dispense coins, but rather print out receipts. I understand why, from a profit perspective — [...]

a brief look at Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space

Mormons go to Holland in The Best Two Years

CityBeat review of Lana’s Rain:

When beautiful Lana (Oksana Orlenko) reunites with long-lost brother Darko (Nickolai Sroilov) amid the carnage of war-torn Bosnia-Herzegovina, he invites her to be smuggled alongside him on a cargo ship to America. What [...]

[note to readers: if you haven't read the previous post, do so first.]

[note to attendees of the LA Weekly party earlier tonight: I'm gonna leave the rest of you guys to blog about it, because I have to finish the Las Vegas story]

Okay, so: Car is kaput. Paul has to pay money for the privilege [...]

I’ve been in Vegas for the past couple of days. This was my second time, and much like the first, things didn’t quite go as planned. At least no-one died this time.

The plan for the Vegas trip was as follows: Paul and two friends wished to attend the National Association of Broadcasters convention. They had [...]

The poll has now closed. The winner is ReJeKt, for his entry “Miramax buys Dogsauce Brothers.”

The authors of the other entries:

“Generic Press Club Party,” yes, I wrote that one myself.

“Cindy Margolis Party,” ghostboy

“Lucky McKee Retrospective,” visquene007

“Mello Yello and Beer,” vivaknievel

“Terrible Reviews,” Mike Greenwaldt.

I think most of you were too easy on me, frankly.

Thank you [...]

If THIS ARTICLE is in any way true, we must hold our government accountable and not let them get away with it.