“He arrived on stage and opened with ‘No Woman, No Cry,’ a Bob Marley song he chose not to finish. In the middle of it, he began repeating the words ‘George Bush…. George Bush… George Bush… should SMOKE DE MARIJUANA!’

The crowd of sympathetic hip-hop fans cheered, not so much for the idea of George Bush [...]

Oh, the night is my world

City light painted girl

In the day nothing matters

It’s the night time that flatters

In the night, no control

Through the wall something’s breaking

Wearing white as you’re walkin’

Down the street of my soul

You take my self, you take my self control

You got me livin’ only for the night

Before the morning comes, the story’s [...]

Hariet writes “which of your parents do you most resemble? In looks or personality.”

In looks, as I tol her, you can scroll down and see for yourself.

In personality, well…rather than analyze myself, I’ll tell you what I consider my parents’ defining traits to be. Then you choose.

MOM

Pragmatic

Strong-willed and independent

Dominant personality — hard pushed to find [...]

ignore this text, suckas

You know those Bible-based “Hell Houses” that crop up for Halloween, where the horrors are all abortions and homosexuals and drugs and so on?

Imagine a bunch of Hollywood comedians following the exact formula and script, not altering a word but showing it for the lunacy that it is.

No need to imagine. It’s on, now at [...]

I went into Baja Fresh today wearing a Cactus Jack shirt, and the woman behind the counter was utterly convinced that the guy on the T-shirt was me.

So what does everyone else think? Is THIS GUY my twin?

Sunday, August 8, was a day for goodbyes.

Some were able to do lunch at the grandparents’ house before heading out.

Most were worn out.

Mick and Jill tried to teach the kids an old family card game called WHOT. Zeta, being English and a Graham, took to it quickly. Reuben, being American and a Thompson, much [...]

When I mentioned the photo-montages compiled by my parents in the piece two posts below, I’m betting some of you wished you could see them.

You can.

Click the links below.

The History of LYT photo-montage, part 1

The History of LYT photo-montage, part 2

Snakes alive! It’s an Anaconda sequel!

and an IMPORTANT REMINDER: UNTIL THE NIGHT makes its LA debut tonight at the American Cinematheque Egyptian Theater. Sit through the end credits. Sorry, I have no free tickets to give; I may not even get one myself.

Many cast and crew members will be there, possibly including Norman Reedus, Sarah [...]

I wonder if that headline will get me hits from unsuspecting fans of Mrs. Michael Douglas. Obviously, what I’m actually talking about is the jones you readers clearly have for more photos of Zeta Kaur Graham. So here’s another…

Lemme tell you, her looks are just one part of the charm offensive. She also plays well [...]