Film Threat is running a poll on their main page (lower right-hand side), asking which critic is more likely to beat Uwe Boll’s ass in a boxing match.
Right now Harry Knowles has 39% of the vote, and I’m at 4%. Surely that’s not right! Go vote!
(in fact, Robert Wilonsky would be the most likely, as he has actual boxing training. But he’s not an option.)
Thanks to Paul H. for the heads-up, who was so excited he had to call me at 8:45 a.m. on a Saturday morning.
I dunno, Luke… you’ve got those unpredictable dance moves and have well studied rassiln’ strategy. My money’s on you…
P.S. This may explain the poll. There’s an article at AICN. Boll has an open challenge to critics who hate him – this is MADE for you… if you are eligible, you’ll be a stand in in his next movie and have the opportunity to literally fight him in a 10-round boxing match, if this is genuine. Scenes from the match with be included in his movie POSTAL and the full matches will be shown on the Internet and covered by press. Even if it’s not true, it’s funny.
P.S.S. He’s choosing five critics, if it’s true… so you HAVE to look into this. I’ll get the raw steaks ready.
You may remember, though, Jaye…the reason I “fail at life,” according to one of my readers, is that I actually enjoyed Boll’s last film.
Aw… my dream for you is crushed. I boo your positivity with regards to Uwe Boll. Long live negativity!
I’d definately like to see that match. No matter who wins, it would be hilarious. And movies like Bloodrayne make me wish Mystery Science Theater 3000 was still going strong.
I’m voting right now! Anybody with me???
Yer welcome. You appear to be winning at 53% now.
are they able to track back votes to the site just visited and disqualify/eliminate them?
I just voted and its a 38% – 36% split in your favour at this time.
I happened to like his last movie BloodRayne, and did not appreciate Max’s MST3K like comments while we were watching it together.
You’re at 38% to 35%, and hopefully rising.
75%–he leads.
Check it out, all!
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/boxing/clips-uwe-boll-beats-up-critic-in-boxing-match-198932.php
Uwe Boll vs. film critic here!