I know, I know. But I think maybe some of this will be new stuff.

The guys from RENO 911 showed up twice, once in-character for the RENO 911: MIAMI movie, and then out-of-character for their movie BALLS OF FURY, which is a parody of Jean-Claude Van Damme martial arts movies with ping-pong instead of kickboxing.

The [...]

$16.99. Go get it.

This confirms the release date of October 3rd…at least for now.

And this also means that come October 3, I’ll FINALLY be able to show the world all of the photos I took on set.

…I still like the naked Britney pictures.

Hell, even if that were her normal belly and not the pregnant expanded version, I’d still be down.

God, I hope it rains!

For those wondering why I shaved off my ’stache, it’s a lot more practical than you might think. My new scuba mask wasn’t sealing properly on my upper lip. Now it does.

Last night, I did a new commentary track for a film I think many of you will like. It’s a stop-motion feature called BLOOD TEA AND RED STRING, which premiered alongside MAD COWGIRL at the San Francisco Indiefest.

I didn’t have anything to do with the production of the movie — though I like to think [...]

“By purchasing this movie or by viewing it, you are a human, you are concerned, you are part of civilization and humanity, and you are indirectly a part of the solution to homeless issues.” So says the blurb on the back of the DVD for Tommy Wiseau’s “Homeless in America,” a 30-minute documentary.

Inside the DVD [...]

Last year’s Comicon also had a Ghost Rider panel, but without any footage. This year also brought Nic Cage, in full Elvis garb with huge sunglasses he never took off. He also sounded stoned out of his mind, which explains the sunglasses, and can be explained by the fact that he’s been hanging out with [...]

My landlord came by yesterday and handed me a letter threatening eviction if I didn’t remove the A/C unit from the window within three days. The rationale had changed, too; nothing about the wiring was mentioned in the letter. Instead, it relied on a clause in my contract forbidding “alterations.”

It never occurred to me that [...]

Yep, them. Remember those things I’m supposed to write?

“Youngsters DJ (voiced by Mitchel Musso), “Chowder” (Sam Lerner), and Jenny (Spencer Locke) are intimidated by creepy old man Nebbercracker (Steve Buscemi, animated in such a way that one can easily imagine how well he might have played Gollum) and his frightening old house, which seems to [...]