The Doc is Out
Dave White picks a random doctor and discovers he’s gay.
So now I have my first homo doctor ever. He used to write medical columns for “The Advocate” too. He was nice and answered all my dumb questions (this was a check-up more or less, so I had a full year to accumulate a bunch of good stupid ones). Then he asked me how I was referred. I said, “I pulled you out of a hat on the internet. You were the closest and because your name begins with “B” you were first on the list. But you’ve been cool this whole time so I got lucky on that one.”
Read the whole thing, unless you’re Ann Coulter.
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David N. Scott:
March 6th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Funny. I thought this was about Mike K at first. PS, Mark gave you both barrels.
LYT:
March 6th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
both barrels of his Nerf gun, perhaps. He’s too amusing to actually bother me.
David N. Scott:
March 6th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
haha… what, you aren’t convinced? Good old Mark.
David N. Scott:
March 6th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
that silly little voice in the back of your brain. The one that says, “hey, LYT, I’m your liberal conscience”you know, the voice that has all the sincere populism of an ambulance-chasing trial lawyer (eg, “the lifestyle of homosexual males is no more prone to STDs than anyone elses!!”), and that tends to snuff out your logic and common sense, while, at the same time, making you no more compassionate (or generous) than anyone else.
Good stuff.
ReJeKt:
March 6th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
That place is as fun to just read as it is to comment in. I just can’t let jesse catch me doing either anymore because I gave her one too many “In a minute, I just have to tell this one guy off….”
David N. Scott:
March 6th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Heh, yeah. I’ve had that happen here and there he said, typing really fast before she looked and reminded him he was SUPPOSED to be writing.
LYT:
March 7th, 2007 at 12:02 am
“In a minute, I just have to tell this one guy off….”
I often find myself wondering why no-one in Mike K’s family ever says the same thing to him.
David N. Scott:
March 7th, 2007 at 12:09 am
Isn’t he retired? Or do you mean tell him off?
PS, I didn’t take a completely uncalled for and over the top shot at you on Cathy’s World or anything if you were curious.
ReJeKt:
March 7th, 2007 at 12:17 am
Isn’t he on his 4th wife?. That means the first three probably did. Then they got half his stuff. Zing!
David N. Scott:
March 7th, 2007 at 12:26 am
Haha.. everything’s funnier with a Zing!