Check out my 9-yr-old brother Reuben in action in a French student film! Or rather, a trailer for one. (The director is our sister, Raphaelle Ayach).

No idea what he’s saying, but it looks great.

People occasionally ask me about this film, and I was never “in the loop” on it, but I know this much — Lucky McKee directed about two-thirds of it, and was replaced with some Scandinavian director. Some of our friends, including Justin Stone and Jesse Hlubik, made appearances in it.

Had Lucky directed the whole thing, [...]

…of THE SASQUATCH GANG

Our pal Justin Stone has nothing to fear

I reviewed this movie a couple of years ago, but as it never hit theaters outside LA, the review never ran. Just this year, in September, it finally hit DVD, and with Ellen Page winning a “breakthrough” award for her role in JUNO, this seems as good a time as any to revisit her earlier [...]

Tommy Wiseau has a new project…

I have some advice that people might find useful.

Should you find yourself someday faced with incontrovertible proof that monsters exist, to an extent as yet unknown…

AND

You enter a building to find that most of it is covered with a web-like substance…

…GET THE FUCK OUT! THERE ARE GIANT MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERS IN THERE!

Yeah, that seems like good [...]

Hey fellas — If you’re dating someone, and you find that you’re always having to chase them down to commit to a pre-arranged engagement…just stop.

I really ought to have learned this lesson sooner. Not like I haven’t been burned enough times.

If you’re doing all the chasing, she’s having second thoughts. And those thoughts never favor [...]

Hello, friends and family. If you were thinking of buying me a tangible gift this holiday season, please consider this…

I currently have more possessions than I need or can use. I am also a few grand in debt.

So I request that, if you want to give a gift I really can use, give a donation [...]

It’s harder than usual to give thanks this year, as I don’t feel particularly thankful about a whole lot of things. I know it may seem to the casual reader sometimes like I have it made, but at present I’m not headed in the direction I want to be going, for the most part, and [...]

…that Chris Kattan threatened to kill me.

I’ve told the story orally many a time. But it’s never been written down here.

Caveat #1: As I didn’t see the gentleman’s ID, it is possible that it was merely a Chris Kattan lookalike. However, in L.A., and especially at the Sunset 5 movie theater back before it got [...]