LYT as “Casanova, the love doctor” in the forthcoming horror short “Mr. Lonely,” written and directed by Bryan Coyne.

Obama/Superman pose

The Shatner

Most of the shoot took place in a hot tub. The film is set in 1989, and Casanova is host of a video dating service (for you kids, before there was Internet dating, people would [...]

I really, really like the idea of a holiday where the tradition is to think about what we’re thankful for. Certainly, as I sit here alone in this apartment I can barely afford because I have no steady income, living in a place I nearly despise, thousands of miles from any loved ones and scores [...]

Early next spring, it’ll be time to vote all over again.

On the one hand, you have the young Democratic candidate of change, projecting hope and optimism, and coming from a minority group that has never before achieved such high office.

On the other, an aging, angry Republican warmonger with a foul-mouth who defends years of failed [...]

…but there’s another album coming out on Tuesday that you need to buy.

…on my heeeee-ad, ZOOOOMBIE, ZOMBIEE, ZOM-BEEE-HEE-HEEE…

Face-casting for SILENT NIGHT, ZOMBIE NIGHT

Makeup artist Tom Devlin (POULTRYGEIST) is proud of his handiwork

And the above is something of an optical illusion…it’s sunken inward, having been peeled directly off my face.

Horror trivia proving that all things connect: The only other time I’ve had a cast made of any body [...]

I just saw BODY OF LIES, and while I enjoyed it quite a bit, mainly because I never knew quite where it was going, and some really stellar work by Mark Strong, I had one major problem.

Russell Crowe and Leonardo DiCaprio both unnecessarily ordered to do fake Southern accents by English director Ridley Scott.

They’re good [...]

I just got an invite to a party celebrating THE DARK KNIGHT and its potential award chances.

For a split second, I actually thought, “Cool, I hope that guy who played the Joker will be there!”

Alas.

What the hell was that I just watched?

Seriously, I know it’s expected to be a huge blockbuster and all, but it’s been quite some time since I’ve seen a would-be blockbuster so resolutely try to sabotage itself. It’s not an unmitigated disaster or anything, but there were clearly a string of very curious decisions made [...]

So, wanna know what upcoming 2009 movie I saw 25 minutes of today?

Go check out my write-up at Deadline Hollywood.

And beware of SPOILERS…

Just in case you didn’t think the Clone Wars movie was annoying enough…