For those of you who didn’t see the Facebook links yet, it’s time once again to play “guess which movie is being reviewed before you click over.”
(some of these quotes are deliberately deceptive, btw, just to make it more fun)
Review #1: “And then, when there’s a sequence involving a stray dog, a bald trucker, a little person and a naked woman running around with a gun, viewers might hope that this could be the most amazing entertainment of its type”
Review #2: “Even the normally reliable Kudrow can barely disguise her contempt for the material, but then there’s Don Cheadle, playing the kids’ caseworker, whose performance here should be required viewing for all aspiring actors.”
Review #3: “…nicely shot, has some great battle scenes, beats you over the head with unsubtle emotional manipulation and in the grand scheme of things is just too damn long. That doesn’t make it bad, necessarily, but chances are you will check your watch at least once.
Review #4:“Done as an all-out battle to the death, this could have been an entertaining mix of Die Hard and The A-Team…”
