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On the other hand, you could just say that she has awesome boobs and butt. And you see them a lot.

There’s also some good stuff with the aforementioned kid, but best you experience that for yourself.

At the Q&A afterwards, Ricci joked that she took the role because she hates wearing clothes. At least, I think it was a joke.

To see my friend’s photo of her for UberCine.com, go here

And that’s a wrap on AFI Fest, folks. More fast food and the usual musings coming as we transition back to non-fest mode.