Dear readers — for reasons I’m not going to get into just yet, I need to select the very best of some of my Geekweek columns. I would like to hear from you before I do.
I would like you to tell me which are your two favorite FAST FOOD REVIEWS from Geekweek.
I would also like [...]
Speaks for itself.
Meanwhile, if you still care, I reviewed SALT:
The crux of the entire thing is that we don’t know what’s going on inside our main character’s head, which makes her impossible to identify with or relate to. This can work if the folks opposing her are compelling and identifiable, but they [...]
Let’s dive in, shall we?
A long-overdue review of Baja Fresh:
Normally, if I ordered something called a nacho burrito and got something this dry and annoying, I’d imagine I just caught an employee on a bad day. But three bad burritos in three days, y’know…there’s probably some kind of appropriate metaphor to be had in a [...]
First, the fast food. Let’s talk about Chipotle Boneless Wings:
Boneless wings are bullshit.
Sorry, just had to get that off my chest right upfront. Nothing personal to the heirs of the late Dave Thomas, but despite the fact that Budweiser hails the nameless “Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor” as one of their Real Men of Genius, [...]
When the girlfriend’s away, the writer’s cramp will display…
I finally ate the one fast food item I’ve been wanting to try for a while:
Oh yeah. Four words no-one ever thought to put together before: CHILI CHEESE FRIES BURRITO. For those of you who just hate the Atkins diet, and every other diet.
Continuing my Mickey Rourke merchandise obsession, a review of the Whiplash Whopper:
Mickey Rourke on a drinking straw makes a certain amount of ironic sense. Mickey Rourke getting his own menu item at Burger King, however…I never thought I’d see that day come. A cocktail at the Frolic Room, sure. But a burger? I guess it [...]