A new fast food review is now up at Geekweek:

Sirloin steak, they say. Not exactly, says I…but the irony is a name-change might actually benefit the product. Because this beef tastes a lot like the thin, tender slices commonly found on skewers in the form of Thai satays. Calling it satay would potentially create cultural [...]

Without much going on on a holiday Monday, I did another Fast Food Review. A sample:

McDonalds is venturing dangerously into Taco Bell territory here, not because of the pseudo-Mexican thing, but because they seem to be adopting the same philosophy of “what new way can we combine the same ingredients that we use [...]

My Fast Food Reviews will be going over to Geekweek for the foreseeable future. Here’s an excerpt from my first one over there:

I have not been a huge fan of barbacoa in the past, but this is almost certainly because the only times I’ve actually eaten it were at casino buffets, where it [...]

I know what you’re thinking: “What kind of stupid fucking asshole orders something called the Baconator and asks for it without bacon?” And I know what else you’re thinking: “You, of course. What a tool. Wendy’s has plain ol’ cheeseburgers, but morons such as yourself couldn’t possibly figure that out.”

Let me explain.

I got a coupon [...]

The Big Carl must be doing pretty well (it’s certainly, consistently one of the top search terms that brings people to this site), because this officially makes it a trend — the Big Mac rip-off is the new mini-burger. Not literally; we’re talking trendwise. Tiny burgers were the hot new item on menus everywhere earlier [...]