Normally, if I ordered something called a nacho burrito and got something this dry and annoying, I’d imagine I just caught an employee on a bad day. But three bad burritos in three days, y’know…there’s probably some kind of appropriate metaphor to be had in a [...]
Okay, now that you’ve had a chance to read through all my LAFF stuff, here are some other recent articles you may have missed:
Geekweek review of THE KILLER INSIDE ME:
Unlike the more justified killer also named Ford that Affleck played previously (in that Jesse James movie I will not retype the entire title of), [...]
Having blogged the LA Film Festival nearly every one of its ten days, I present a hand-dandy links guide below, so you can skip to a particular story based on what movies are discussed therein.
It was a lot of work. Hope you enjoy.
DAY 1 – preview – Camera Camera, Circo, Dog Sweat, Everyday Sunshine: The [...]
Longtime readers know I love to blog the LA Film Fest each year. You can see my first two posts HERE and HERE; stay tuned all week for more, which will show up, among other things, at this here page.
But before you dive into that, let’s get you caught up with my other stuff from [...]
When the girlfriend’s away, the writer’s cramp will display…
I finally ate the one fast food item I’ve been wanting to try for a while:
Oh yeah. Four words no-one ever thought to put together before: CHILI CHEESE FRIES BURRITO. For those of you who just hate the Atkins diet, and every other diet.
Continuing my Mickey Rourke merchandise obsession, a review of the Whiplash Whopper:
Mickey Rourke on a drinking straw makes a certain amount of ironic sense. Mickey Rourke getting his own menu item at Burger King, however…I never thought I’d see that day come. A cocktail at the Frolic Room, sure. But a burger? I guess it [...]
Pardon my absence. Having an actual, personal life for once means that for the first time I have to figure out how to balance it with the professional, and that’s still a work in progress.
But here’s a bunch of my stuff for you to read:
A review of McDonald’s mushroom and Swiss Angus burger:
There’s a director’s cut of WICKED LAKE coming, and I got an exclusive first look at it.
I never really “review” movies that I have significant roles in – it’s too hard to distance myself. So let’s not call this a review, exactly; but I did watch the director’s cut last night in an all-but [...]
For my old pal Nick Schou, it’s War of the Shrimp Tacos!
So this column goes out to Nick, on the offchance he takes a road trip somewhere, and is forced to eat fast food at rest stops, where nouveau-Mexican sit-downs are scarce, but pseudo-Mexican crustacean delights just happen to be in vogue at [...]
@LexG_III Poland won't be coming. May be a blogger or two, but mostly low-budget filmmakers and freelance jounros. 4 hours ago
I hate when I lack the context for Twitter feuds. So somebody please link me to an article explaining the Drew McWeeny/Alex Billington deal 5 hours ago
@LexG_III You know my email...u wanna come to party on Sunday, hit me up. 6 hours ago