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Amelia-rate my disappointment

This isn’t quite a review, I guess, but a warning.

I have an aviatrix fetish. Women flying biplanes = instant hotness for me. I should be the target audience for this.

Except how the fuck do you do an Amelia Earhart movie and have it skip most of her flying? This should have been called AMELIA AND [...]

New film writings

It figures that the week my grandfather dies and my mother suddenly shows up, I’d get more assignments than ever. Not that I’m complaining, but the timing was very weird. Anyway…

E! review of THE STEPFATHER: “The original is notable for being a breakthrough role for Terry O’Quinn, nowadays best known as John Locke on Lost. [...]

MAD COWGIRL extras, previously unseen (mostly)

For those of you who still don’t have the MAD COWGIRL DVD, or just didn’t want to bother looking for hidden extras, the folks at Cinema Epoch just posted them to Youtube.

First, a special appearance by Jasper Boring!

Second, my interview with “James Duval”…

And finally, the masterpiece…an interview with Douglas Dunning.

Looking forward to this movie…

In Defense of Jennifer’s Boobies

Dear fellow male critics, I just don’t understand you sometimes.

Hating on a movie in which these two lovely ladies make out in extreme closeup? Really?

I hate to be presumptuous here, but is everyone dissing this movie just so lucky in love that they’ve never had a boner they didn’t know what to do with? So [...]

Like Mike

It occurred to me yesterday that Michael Moore movies actually have a lot in common with Tyler Perry movies. Both lure the viewer in with the expectation of some comedically righteous outbursts from a funny fat person, in order to ease you into a far more depressing story about suffering people, with the end goal [...]

Goin’ down to Cypress, gonna have myself a time

I’ll be DING DONG DEAD-ing for the next few days.

Back soon.

Git Around Git Around AHHHGITARRROUND!

So here’s a round-up of stuff involving me lately…

The UK horror magazine Gorezone, seen above, has a big feature on SILENT NIGHT, ZOMBIE NIGHT that includes interviews with Sean Cain, Vernon Wells, and Felissa Rose…as well as four full-color pictures of ME in zombie get-up (among many others). I’m not identified by name, but if [...]

Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN II – a spoiler-heavy defense

Let’s get the formalities out of the way…

If you haven’t yet seen Rob Zombie’s HALLOWEEN II, and want to go in cold, don’t read the rest of this.

If you’re on the fence, and don’t mind knowing the general gist and what I think about it on a yay-or-nay basis, go check out my E! review.

If [...]

Creepersin, LYT, team up for DING DONG DEAD

The announcement has been made on  Creep Creepersin’s blog:

That’s right kiddies, the PG13-ish horror romp DING DONG DEAD will be shooting in just a couple weeks. Ding Dong Dead is a story about a man (played by writer/actor Luke Y. Thompson) who is turned mad by an all girl gang of professional ding dong ditchers [...]

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