“What needs to happen here is a reversal of the usual way Hollywood does business: Get a Japanese director to do an Asian remake with no stars and a more modest budget.”

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Here is THEIR REVIEW. Below is my posted response.

Oh, for f’s sake, Tom.

I don’t want to be a total dick here, because you usually know your stuff about older movies, I like you, I’m sure it wasn’t you who fired Andy Klein, and you tried to keep the film pick of the weekend going in [...]

This is one where a little more time, a couple more viewings, and a lot more space would have been preferable…but we work with what we have. In all honesty, my reaction to the movie may or may not change by year’s end, though I look forward to the extended cuts.

Here you go…

I will add: [...]

Let us test offpat’s newfound ability to avoid redirects…

I probably could be writing about just about any movie when I say “…save for a handful of S-words, there’s nothing here you couldn’t see on TV, and thus it wouldn’t hurt to wait for that format if you have even the slightest bit of interest.”

but I [...]