When the girlfriend’s away, the writer’s cramp will display…
I finally ate the one fast food item I’ve been wanting to try for a while:
Oh yeah. Four words no-one ever thought to put together before: CHILI CHEESE FRIES BURRITO. For those of you who just hate the Atkins diet, and every other diet.
The gals you all love – and yes, I did kinda love ‘em in their first flick — are back, but unfortunately the writing you’ve enjoyed in the past isn’t. There’s a half-hour of good stuff to be had in this big-screen sequel…unfortunately, it’s preceded by nearly two hours of listless filler.
Continuing my Mickey Rourke merchandise obsession, a review of the Whiplash Whopper:
Mickey Rourke on a drinking straw makes a certain amount of ironic sense. Mickey Rourke getting his own menu item at Burger King, however…I never thought I’d see that day come. A cocktail at the Frolic Room, sure. But a burger? I guess it [...]
Pardon my absence. Having an actual, personal life for once means that for the first time I have to figure out how to balance it with the professional, and that’s still a work in progress.
But here’s a bunch of my stuff for you to read:
A review of McDonald’s mushroom and Swiss Angus burger:
I’ve always wanted to see this. And yet, I’m not sure if it can be done.
I had an interesting relationship with The A-Team as a kid. My mom sometimes decided to ban it, as it was too violent. Sometimes she would relent…and then she’d backslide. It was erratic.
There’s a director’s cut of WICKED LAKE coming, and I got an exclusive first look at it.
I never really “review” movies that I have significant roles in – it’s too hard to distance myself. So let’s not call this a review, exactly; but I did watch the director’s cut last night in an all-but [...]
For my old pal Nick Schou, it’s War of the Shrimp Tacos!
So this column goes out to Nick, on the offchance he takes a road trip somewhere, and is forced to eat fast food at rest stops, where nouveau-Mexican sit-downs are scarce, but pseudo-Mexican crustacean delights just happen to be in vogue at [...]
The burger did not have tomatoes. It had tomato, singular, as in one slice. See that picture above, showing more than one slice, and crispy onions all around? Not quite. One tomato slice, and the onions huddling in a group, hiding beneath it. [...]
For E! Online, a few new items. First, the top 5 worst movies made by 2010 Oscar nominees. Here’s one:
4. Gun Shy, starring and produced by Sandra Bullock (nominated for Best Actress, The Blind Side). Liam Neeson plays an undercover DEA agent with diarrhea. Sandra Bullock falls for him anyway. That is all you need [...]