If anyone reading this is on Facebook and not in my fan group, join the fuck now…

For those of you who didn’t see the Facebook links yet, it’s time once again to play “guess which movie is being reviewed before you click over.”

(some of these quotes are deliberately deceptive, btw, just to make it more fun)

Review #1: “And then, when there’s a sequence involving a stray dog, a bald trucker, a [...]

(damned hard to find the full version that includes the last, most depressing verse…here you go)

Go look! It has new photos, and bios of all the major players, including some sexy gore-drenched shots of yours truly.

Andy Klein has been let go from L.A. CityBeat. I can only assume they are in dire straits, to be losing their best writer.

If Andy can’t be a full-time critic, there’s no hope or future for any of us in the field. Sooner or later, the younger crowd will hit middle-age, and if we’re lucky, [...]

I don’t know if it’s a secret or not, but since the man in question hasn’t always worried about privacy boundaries in the past, it doesn’t matter…

Congratulations to our regular commenter Max “ReJeKt” Mohr, on becoming recently engaged!

Because if he can do it, we all can — Max is an inspiration.

I’ll be sure to invite [...]

…made the Forbes list of America’s Ten Most Boring Cities?

Bet you’ll never guess.

OC Weekly takes exception, of course. The same OC Weekly that just pulled its headquarters out of Santa Ana.

As many of you know, the most intimidating thing about playing a zombie is the contact lenses. Technology is at a point now where you can digitally recolor somebody’s eyes — but not on a low-budget film like SILENT NIGHT, ZOMBIE NIGHT.

Getting poked in the eye is like having something shoved down your throat — [...]