Continued posting will depend upon how bored I get when all my relatives go to bed early.

Nothing particularly spoileriffic here.

Except that master criminal Lex Luthor has apparently come out of hiding…

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Alfred Hitchcock is back from the dead…

The makers of SAW guest-directed a scene…

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And here’s a chick…

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[please note: the captions above are JOKES and not reflective of the actual movie in any way. Sorry I have to spell that out, but trust [...]

Michael Jackson’s MOONWALKER was the first theatrical movie I ever walked out of. It was also the first movie I ever saw Joe Pesci in, playing villain Frankie “Mr. Big” Lideo, a riff on Jackson’s manager Frank DiLeo. And in some ways it was ahead of its time — Jackson turns into a robot that [...]

“I never bit her! Iss naht true! Iss bullshit, I never bit her! I did NAHHHHT. Oh hi Edward!”

(in case you’re a Twilight fan coming here by accident, click below the jump for an explanation)

I can hardly wait to see this.

Just over two years ago, I wrote this piece for the LA Weekly. You might want to take a look at it again before reading further.

Then, the other day, James Rainey, subject of the piece, wrote an article critical of the LA Weekly’s news direction under Jill Stewart…the editor who assigned me to write that [...]

Still amazing though.

At this stage, it seems highly improbable that anyone cares much what I have to say about the LAND OF THE LOST movie that it took me forever to see. I do often find, however, that when I want to see a new movie and I haven’t caught a press screening of it, I am [...]