Here’s the opening:

“If you have somehow avoided seeing any trailers or clips from Terminator Salvation, do yourself a favor and try to avoid reading anything about it. Don’t even look at the action figures in the toy store. Seriously. The movie’s marketing has gone out of its way to blatantly spoil a major mid-movie revelation [...]

It almost seems crazy in retrospect — and probably will still to those of you too young to remember — but there was a time in our very recent pop-cultural history that people were scared stiff of the threat posed by Satanism.

Yep, Satanism. Heavy metal music supposedly contained subliminal messages about the devil if you [...]

Probably both movies you’ve never heard of, but hey, try to guess them anyway…

“Like any misunderstood religious group, the Santa Muerte cult—that in reality is mostly adopted by convicted prisoners—makes an easy target for a lil’ religious slander in the name of cheap scares.” (ANSWER)

“”When a beautiful businesswoman breezes into town, a local motel owner’s [...]

Key point, coming from me:

“Kirk (Chris Pine) is now a bitter fatherless rebel, but Pine expertly incorporates all the classic Shatnerisms without doing a direct impersonation—quite a feat.”

Read the whole thing.

Considering that I’ve heard more than one person tell me lately that the movie is impossible to understand, it’s heartening to see two that absolutely do comprehend it.

Trash Film Orgy says:

“It seems to be mainly about how people try to fill up the empty holes within themselves through sex, religion, or even kung fu movies! [...]