I’m going to hide this image behind the jump for the benefit of those who misconstrue the nature of reality and fiction.

There is no nudity in the image.

It is simply a shot of what could be my next great character.

Proceed if you wish…

See the whole thing here, and if you have G4, catch the show when it airs. You may get to see how damned hard it is for makeup guy Tom Devlin to get a contact lens in me!

Based on some feedback I’ve been getting, I think I need to ask the following question:

Everyone does understand that acting is pretend, right?

I mean, you all do know I’m not actually a zombie, a Chinese usher, an accountant, a gay superhero, or a voyeur-for-hire…right?

We need to be clear on this; if there’s any doubt, please [...]

Most definitely NOT approved for all audiences by the MPAA.

Silent Night, Zombie Night – Teaser Trailerby dreadcentral

Also check out Dread Central for an exclusive new image of ME in the movie!

I heard there were T parties today in honor of our first black president. In the spirit of celebration, here you go…an embodiment of black power and tea…you might even call him “Mister T”…

Phil Spector…

and Zombie LYT…

They used to be a good deal. Bus fare was $1.35, but a bag of ten tokens was $9.

Now bus fare is down to $1.25 (though they took away the concept of the .25 transfer slip), and a bag of ten tokens is…$12.50.

So what’s the point, precisely?