Who wants to see GHOST RIDER thursday night?

Nicolas Cage plays a biker whose head turns into a flaming skull.

“How’d it get burned? How’d it GET BURNED? HOW’D IT GET BURNED?????

THE MAN!

You probably know him as either the Rubberband Man or Crab Man. I know him as my costar in three independent films — LOST IN THE BUSH, THE LOST, and LOVINDAPOCALYPSE 3. He’s also the most famous friend I have, arguably, with the possible exception of Clu Gulager.

But my favorite Eddie Steeples story to [...]

Who will save you now?

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun…

James Earl Jones!

Not a month goes by that I don’t hear someone impersonate him, to my face, claiming to be my father. A word to the wise: “Luke, I am your father” is not a line of dialogue in any Star Wars film. The line is “No…I am your father!” Period.

But you can’t beat that [...]

Daley makes my daily!

[A Daley Thompson old-school videogame, and Daley nowadays]

U.K. Olympic decathlete, gold medalist in 1980 and 1984, and fourth place in 1988. Me and my dad use to joke that we were related to him (hey, he is half-white…but not on the Thompson side!). In the days before energy drinks were commonplace, he [...]

I strongly urge readers to check out the ever-evolving comments battle going on at Pererro right now between Bradley J. Fikes and MarioGeorgeNitrini111(The OJ Simpson Case).

Best Internet entertainment I’ve had in quite some time.

Mutilated, bloody Khan, even.

The New York Toy Fair is going on this week, and images are slowly rolling out of some of the stuff that’ll be in stores later this year. As it continues, I’ll be following all the footage and posting a few links to the things I suspect my readership might be most interested in.

To start [...]

The boulevard is shut down, as are many streets leading to it, and traffic is ridiculous.

It might have benefited me, though. I went to a casting call for a new reality show, and there were only two other people there.

“I’m Dave Chappelle, bitch!”

I was going to post a Youtube of Chappelle’s “Niggar Family” sketch, but figured it could be interpreted the wrong way by someone who didn’t know the deal. Viacom has purged many versions from Youtube, but you can still find it there if you’re so inclined. (hint: try misspelling his surname with [...]