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June 26, 2008
Not a post about the Dakota Fanning rape movie.
Well, not quite, anyway. More LAFF craziness...
So I went to see the apparent world premiere of WINGED CREATURES, and must report that Dakota Fanning does not get raped in it. She starts quoting lots of scripture, which is a far less awful fate. (The rape movie is called HOUNDDOG, it turns out.)I want to know how it is that scary RING girl Daveigh Chase is now 18, hot, and legal, while Dakota Fanning doesn’t seem to have aged at all, ever. She’s still only 14, apparently, but hasn’t she ALWAYS been, like, 14? Or does it just feel that way because she’s made 30-some movies? (seriously, 37 acting credits on imdb. Some are TV, but still…)
Posted by LYT at June 26, 2008 1:53 AM [Message Board]
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As a professional film critic, you should be ashamed that you have not already seen the dakota fanning rape movie. Unless of course you were worried that it wouldn't live up to your imagination.
Posted by: ReJeKt at June 26, 2008 6:16 AM
So I went to see the apparent world premiere of WINGED CREATURES, and must report that Dakota Fanning does not get raped in it.
That's a heckuva sentence, innit?
Posted by: David N. Scott at June 26, 2008 9:29 PM